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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR RACHEL A. BERNHARDT



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1205 Could we just have a do-over? Yes, we could. Enter (or re-enter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1149 to 1201, except for Week 1152, last year's do-over. H
1162 An 8-year Re-Onion Write a fictional Onion-type headline. H
1109 Fictoids of Columbia Tell us some humorously untrue “facts” about Washington, D.C., and the surrounding area. H
1079 Little piddle riddle Ask a question and answer it with a rhyme. W
1026 'Might' makes ink Give us a joke using any of the using any of the provided "you might be" templates. H
1021 'Gram theft Come up with a term by scrambling any of the letters sets in the provided list, and define it. H
865 No Googlenopes left Come up with a humorous Googlenope. H
397 Sins of Omission Omit a letter or letters from a real-life sign to create a name for a new business, comically different from the original. Describe the new business or include a slogan that explains it. H
166 DOO WAH DOODY We are looking for really bad lyrics to real rock songs. Your lyrics must be from a reasonably popular song, and you must include the name of the singer or songwriter. 1