| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 300 | A BRAND NEW CONTEST | Come up with celebrity-brand products. | 2 |
| 290 | THE WORLD THEORIES | Codify some of life's more populist theories. | H |
| 287 | BEFORE AND AFTERMATH | Begin with a real name, append to it a word, name or expression that completes the bridge, and finally define the resulting phrase. | H |
| 286 | CLINTOONS | Make your own Clintoon, a comic strip consisting of any or all of the provided drawings. | H |
| 283 | UH-OH | Come up with "uh-oh" lines, statements that occur in the middle of a seemingly benign speech or conversation, suddenly alerting the listener that he is about to hear some bad news. | W H |
| 273 | UNSEENS WE'D LIKE TO SEE | Provide examples of any of the provided categories of things that will never happen. | H |
| 247 | BLACK AND WHITE AND WED ALL OVER | Propose the marriage of any two people, and the song they should not play at their wedding. The people must be a man and a woman. | H |
| 240 | ADDING INSULT | Come up with elegant insults directed at any famous person, living or dead, such as the real encomiums above. | H |
| 222 | TRIP DEUCES | Take the two subject listings at the top of any page of the Yellow Pages and create a dictionary definition for the compound word they form. | H |
| 203 | CAN IT GET MUCH VERSE? | Create Very Bad Poetry, containing banalities masquerading as profundities, overstretched metaphors, etc. Special attention should be paid to dreadful syntax and painful rhyme | 1 |
| 196 | YOU MUST BE MAD | Come up with a contemporary Scene We'd Like to See. | 2 |
| 186 | CALLING THE TOON | Who are these people? What are they doing? | W |
| 184 | ED ANGUISH | Create an argument on some social issue, in 75 words or fewer, taking an extreme liberal view. | H |
| 181 | YOU CAN TAKE IT TO DEBUNK | Take a common slogan or saying and prove it wrong with at least one example. | H H |
| 178 | DEEP THROATS | Come up with Deep Thoughts, in the style of Jack Handey of "Saturday Night Live." A Deep Thought is a short, simple, seemingly inspirational observation that winds up being cynical, ironic, or just plain weird. | 1 |