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WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1133 Are 'hew ready? A contest for clerihews A clerihew is a humorous four-line rhyming poem about a person whose name is mentioned in the first line; in fact, the name must be at the end of that line (or constitute the whole line) so that it has to rhyme with something. The rhyme structure (and we don't want "lazy" rhymes) is AABB: the first line rhymes with the second, the third with the fourth. H
1004 Dead letters Write a humorous poem about anyone who died in 2012. H
952 Dead Letters Write a humorous poem about someone who died in 2011. H
869 Clue us in Send us funny, clever clues for any of the words already in this grid. H
698 Let's Get Personnel Send us some humorously creative questions that a job interviewer would ask an applicant, or some questions it might be fun to ask the interviewer. H
694 Hopelessly Ever After Offer up a gloomy interpretation of any ungloomy piece of writing. H
681 Ticket to Write Write a jingle for a business (or its product), organization or government agency, set to a Beatles song. P
630 Hyphen the Terrible Combine the beginning and end of any two multisyllabic words in this week's Invitational, and then define the compound. H H
626 Course Light Come up with a comical college class, along with a description for the course catalog. 1
621 Questionable Journalism Take any sentence that appears in The Post or in an article in washingtonpost.com anytime through Aug. 8 and supply a question it could answer. H
611 Ask Backwards, Erudite Edition You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the sophisticated answers. You supply the questions. H