762 Look This Up in Your Funk & Wagnalls Supply the pair of terms listed at the top of a page of any print dictionary to indicate the first and last listings on the page, and define that hyphenated term. W
628 You Gotta Have Connections Choose any two or more items from the provided truly random list and describe how they are alike or different. H
612 Oh, and One More Thing What was the thing that didn't make the cut on any list? H
608 Comeback Next Week Come up with original snide retorts to various rude questions or comments. W
588 Gadget If You Can Tell us what these nifty, indispensable items are. H 2
578 Ask Backwards You are on "Jeopardy!" Above are the answers. Send us the questions. H
567 A Running Gag Explain how any of the provided bizarre cartoons by Bob Staake relates to the current presidential campaign. H
548 Inklings Tell us about certain people's childhood experiences and behaviors that hint at their destinies. H
528 Ask Backwards You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? H
520 I, Object These items were ordered by well-known people. Who ordered them, and why? H
517 Insert Joke Here Slip a single bogus sentence into next year's State of the Union address, figuring the Prez will probably just read it right off the teleprompter. H
511 It All Impends Tell us what is something unusual about to happen in the provided cartoons. H H
481 Homonymphomania Create a new homonym of any existing word, and define. The new word must be spelled in such a way that is obviously pronounced identically to the original word. H
468 Ism This Stupid? Take any common prefix and attach it to any well-known "ism" and define the new term. H
464 Cursive Writing Come up with a new curse for this millennium. H
454 Ask Backwards You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? H
445 Another Round of Bierce Add a few entries to Ambrose Bierce's famous "Devil's Dictionary. H
437 The Telegraph Poll Tell us the beginning of a joke that badly telegraphs the punch line. H
406 Bum Steerage Offer some spectacularly bad advice to any of the provided people. H
388 Pitches in the Dirt Come up with a sales pitch to get any surplus product off the shelves. H
379 Rather Unusual Come up with lines that could be uttered by Dan Rather, with his unbearably folksy excesses. H
363 It's Your Movie Take the title of any movie and make it the answer to a riddle. H