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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR MICHAEL DUFFY



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1085 Eww-venirs: Ideas for gift shops Suggest a humorous--but NOT horribly tasteless--tchotchke, T-shirt, etc., from a real or imagined gift shop at a particular tourist site. W
1081 It's the stupidity, stupid Write us stupid questions that will make us laugh. H
1054 Dead letters Write a short, humorous poem commemorating someone (or maybe even something) who died in 2013. 2
910 Your ad here Slightly alter an advertising slogan so that someone else could use it. H
903 Bill us now Combine the names of two or more members of Congress as co-sponsors of a bill. H
886 Look both ways Give us a new term that's a palindrome and define it. H
871 Remarquees Change a movie title by one letter (or number, if the title includes a number) and describe the new film. H H
861 It's incumbent upon us Combine the names of two or more freshman members of Congress to create "joint legislation." This week's pool of legislators includes only those who were elected to their seats before 1994, the first year we ran the freshman contest. H 3
486 A Word From Our Co-Sponsors Come up with bills the new members of Congress might sponsor. Each bill must have at least two sponsors. H H
192 HILL'S BILLS Come up with bills any of the new members of Congress might jointly sponsor. H H
90 BILL US NOW Come up with funny legislation based on the names of the 102 freshman congresspersons. H 1