1497 The if-word Give us a "what if" scenario and its humorous result H
1353 What's playing at the retroplex Change a movie title to its "opposite" by reversing one or more words; then describe the new movie. P
1292 Golly gosh, it's Limerixicon XV Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term, beginning with "gl-" through "go-". P
1186 We're always happy to verse you  Write a humorous poem, of any form, about or “by” the anagram of anyone’s name. P
1164 'Wait Wait' for us Compose a multiple-choice question about a Ridiculous but True fact or event, with two entertaining wrong answers as well as the right one. One of the two wrong answers may be obviously untrue as long as it's funny. H
1154 Tabby Road -- songs for cats Write a song for -- or about -- cats or other animals, set to a familiar tune. P
1019 What a turnoff Tell us some creative things that children and families could do during Screen-Free Week. P
962 Questionable journalism Take any sentence (or a major part of it) that appears in the Post or in an article on anytime from now through March 19 and supply a question it could answer. H
940 Our type o' headline Change a headline by one letter, or switch two letters, or change spacing or punctuation, in a headline (or most of a headline) appearing on an article or ad in The Washington Post or on from Oct. 7 through Oct. 17, and elaborate on it in a "bank" headline (subhead). P
932 We'll call them your-mama jokes Tell us an original "your mama" joke. P
912 Pair-a-phrase Lift a word that appears inside a longer word; pair it with the original word to create a phrase; and define it. H
886 Look both ways Give us a new term that's a palindrome and define it. H
879 Say Venn Express some sentiment in the form of a Venn diagram. P
865 No Googlenopes left Come up with a humorous Googlenope. P
854 What's not to liken? Produce one or more similes in any of the following categories. L
815 Wittecisms Create an original word containing -- in any order -- at least a W, an I, two T's and an E. P
812 Rx-Related Humor Offer up some entirely false medical or psychological "fact. H
811 Rock-Bottom Lines Tell us a sign that the economy couldn't get worse. P
805 Brand Eccchs Give us an original name in any of the above categories (not an actual badly named product). H
780 Location, Location, Location Say how you know you're in a particular place. H
694 Hopelessly Ever After Offer up a gloomy interpretation of any ungloomy piece of writing. H
672 Just Sign This Write a funny message for an overhead highway sign. H
635 I've Told You a Hundred Times Enter any Style Invitational from Week 536 to Week 631. Your entry must be substantially different from the original winners. H
587 The B-List Come up with an In-Out list for 2005, or other pairings. H
534 The Feminine Touch Propose how any male-dominated occupation or institution would change if it suddenly became female-dominated. H
406 Bum Steerage Offer some spectacularly bad advice to any of the provided people. H
376 Apply Yourself Supply bad openings to college application biographies. H
340 ASK BACKWARDS 12 You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. What are the questions? 1
213 A SIN OF THE TIMES Submit campaign or other political practices that would be illegal and/or unethical. H