1221 Who's kidding whom? Take two people from history, past or present, and tell what their child would be like H
1118 Breed 'em and weep Breed any two of the provided 100 racehorses nominated for this year's Triple Crown events and name the foal the reflect both names. H
1091 Good idea! or not. Come up with a good idea and, through a small change in wording, a bad idea. H
1066 It's mating season Breed" any two from the provided list of 100 of the 3-year-old racehorses nominated for this year's Triple Crown and name the foal to reflect both names. H
1017 Vowel play Write a "univocalic" newspaper headline -- one that uses only one vowel throughout. 3
863 It's Post time Breed any two of 100 of the almost 400 horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown races, and name the foal. H 2
827 Caller Idiot Name a real product or company and supply a stupid question or complaint for the consumer hotline person. H
721 Know Your Market For any of the provided photos, supply two captions: one that would appeal to The Style Invitational and one that would appeal to the Harrisburg Patriot-News. 1
622 Our Sunday Constitutional Write a new article or amendment to the Constitution, using on the words contained in the existing document (including amendments). H
572 The Limerixicon Supply a limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with ai- through ar-. H
566 Get Whack Type a two-word phrase into the Google search engine that produces exactly one result. 2
554 Love the Tiny Tail Stain Write an anagram based on a name or event that's been in the news recently. H
552 What Kind of Foal Am I? Breed any two of the horses on a list of those qualifying for this year's Triple Crown races, and tell us a good name for their foal. Maximum 18 characters, including spaces. H
546 A Nice Pair of Cities Choose any two or more real U.S. towns and come up with a joint endeavor they would undertake. L
542 Discombobulate Us Come up with both an object/situation and a neologism for it, something that Bob Levey would never have stooped to print in his column. H
533 Breed Apart Mate the clones of any two famous real people, living or dead--a male and a female, please--and hypothesize what traits or skills their offspring might have. 2
523 Hard to Overstate Propose ways to make modern life just a little bit harder than it needs to be. H
456 A Bad-Ask Contest You are still on Jeopardy!, and you still have to supply questions to the provided answers, but the winners will be the least funny answers. H 2
24 ASK BACKWARDS You are on "Jeopardy!" Those are the answers. What are the questions? 5