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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR MARK A. HAGENAU



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1221 Who's kidding whom? Take two people from history, past or present, and tell what their child would be like H
1118 Breed 'em and weep Breed any two of the provided 100 racehorses nominated for this year's Triple Crown events and name the foal the reflect both names. H
1091 Good idea! or not. Come up with a good idea and, through a small change in wording, a bad idea. H
1066 It's mating season Breed" any two from the provided list of 100 of the 3-year-old racehorses nominated for this year's Triple Crown and name the foal to reflect both names. H
1017 Vowel play Write a "univocalic" newspaper headline -- one that uses only one vowel throughout. 3
863 It's Post time Breed any two of 100 of the almost 400 horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown races, and name the foal. H 2
827 Caller Idiot Name a real product or company and supply a stupid question or complaint for the consumer hotline person. H
721 Know Your Market For any of the provided photos, supply two captions: one that would appeal to The Style Invitational and one that would appeal to the Harrisburg Patriot-News. 1
622 Our Sunday Constitutional Write a new article or amendment to the Constitution, using on the words contained in the existing document (including amendments). H
572 The Limerixicon Supply a limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with ai- through ar-. H
566 Get Whack Type a two-word phrase into the Google search engine that produces exactly one result. 2
554 Love the Tiny Tail Stain Write an anagram based on a name or event that's been in the news recently. H
552 What Kind of Foal Am I? Breed any two of the horses on a list of those qualifying for this year's Triple Crown races, and tell us a good name for their foal. Maximum 18 characters, including spaces. H
546 A Nice Pair of Cities Choose any two or more real U.S. towns and come up with a joint endeavor they would undertake. L
542 Discombobulate Us Come up with both an object/situation and a neologism for it, something that Bob Levey would never have stooped to print in his column. H
533 Breed Apart Mate the clones of any two famous real people, living or dead--a male and a female, please--and hypothesize what traits or skills their offspring might have. 2
523 Hard to Overstate Propose ways to make modern life just a little bit harder than it needs to be. H
456 A Bad-Ask Contest You are still on Jeopardy!, and you still have to supply questions to the provided answers, but the winners will be the least funny answers. H 2
24 ASK BACKWARDS You are on "Jeopardy!" Those are the answers. What are the questions? 5