| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 968 | Take us for grants | Come up with a proposal to the National Science Foundation or other research-funding organization for a study based on a stupid hypothesis. | 3 |
| 608 | Comeback Next Week | Come up with original snide retorts to various rude questions or comments. | H H H |
| 591 | Dead Letters | Write rhyming poems about notable personages who have died in the past year. | H |