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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR LARRY MCCLEMONS



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1411 Back end of a Bulwer Write a humorously awful final sentence or two to an imaginary novel. H
1348 Same difference Explain humorously how any two or more of the provided items are alike, different or otherwise connected. H
1311 Nextra! Nextra! The year in preview Name some humorous event to happen in 2019. H
1310 The Year in Redo, Part 2 Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1282 through Week 1306. H
1305 Hits and Googles Find us either a Googlenope -- a phrase in quotation marks that generates no previous hits -- or a Googleyup, a phrase that surprisingly does have hits. H
1272 The hex files: creative curses Come up with a creative curse. H
1268 Playing pinocchio Tell us some humorously bogus trivia about the news media or the publishing or broadcasting industries. H
1267 Jingle bungle Suggest an ill-advised spokesman (dead or alive, or fictional), along with a humorously noooo slogan or jingle. H
1260 What lies (are) ahead for 2018 Jokingly predict some news event to happen in 2018. H
1251 Thanking outside the box Tell us something to be thankful for. H
1249 Ask Backwards 36 Choose any of the 15 provided items and follow it with a question that it could humorously answer. H
1248 C'mon, fess up! Send us a brief "confession" -- there will be categories for true and just-kidding. H
1232 Picture this -- a caption contest Write a caption for one or more of the provided cartoons. H
1211 The best tweets in history Write a stupidly disparaging tweet (140 characters or fewer, including spaces) about some laudable figure of past or present, true or fictional. H
1178 A ______ of collective nouns Propose one or more funny new names for groups of things. H
1162 An 8-year Re-Onion Write a fictional Onion-type headline. H
1161 Give us four Pinocchios Tell us some false "facts" about politicians, present or past. H
1144 Someone else's business Name a real brand, along with something else it would be a better name for. H H
1132 You and what army? Military fictoids Give us some comically bogus trivia about the military, past or present, ours or theirs. H H H 4
1126 Picture this Provide a humorous caption for any of the cartoons provided. H
1061 Less taste, more fill-in Give us a novel clue for any word or phrase in which the remaining letters in the provided crossword puzzle fit, across or down. H
1057 Sportin' lie Give us some fake sports trivia. 3