| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 103 | SEND HELP. | Come up with ways to raise some badly needed cash for the District of Columbia. | I |
| 102 | HELP! I'M A PRISONER IN THIS CONTEST | Come up with fortune cookie messages that you would love to see, but never will. | 1 |
| 100 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Retell any of these jokes as they would be told by some celebrity, living or dead. | H |
| 93 | I WANT THE MONGOOSE | Tell us, in 50 words or fewer, why you must have this elegant piece of taxidermy featuring a snake being killed by a mongoose. | H |
| 55 | ESCAPE CLAUSES | Send us self-serving moral loopholes through which the enterprising 1990s transgressor can crawl. | H |