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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR LARRY GORDON



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1178 A ______ of collective nouns Propose one or more funny new names for groups of things. H
1045 Songs for the asking Take a sentence, phrase or title from a song and provide a funny question it might answer. H H
861 It's incumbent upon us Combine the names of two or more freshman members of Congress to create "joint legislation." This week's pool of legislators includes only those who were elected to their seats before 1994, the first year we ran the freshman contest. H
77 THE RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD II What do these ink blots mean? H
74 SHIRT HAPPENS In 10 words or fewer, what should the back of the "Year 2" T-shirt say? H
71 CAPTION CRUNCH III Come up with a new, funnier caption for any picture or illustration anywhere in today's newspaper. H
68 GIVE US A SIGN Come up with new astrological signs for the 1990s, together with one day's horoscope. H
65 DESPERATELY SEEKING HUMOR Write a personal ad. It may be for a celebrity or for anyone in need of adroit euphemism. H