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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR KEVIN D'EUSTACHIO



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1427 Rocky of ages, or Badenov for you? State any historical event -- right up to 2021 -- in the provided "A, or B" format. L
1193 Poedtry Write a Poed, which consists of four lines: The first line contains six one-syllable words. The second line contains three two-syllable words. The third line contains two three-syllable words. The fourth line contains one six-syllable word (or a name totaling six syllables.  And at least two of the lines must rhyme. H
1017 Vowel play Write a "univocalic" newspaper headline -- one that uses only one vowel throughout. H
1015 Faux re mi Give us some humorously false trivia about music or musicians. H
980 Def jam Supply a humorous definition for any of the provided Loser-penned neologisms. H
875 Fail Us Give us a funny Learn From My Fail-type lesson, 30 words or fewer, true or not, in your own words or attributed to a famous personage. 3
811 Rock-Bottom Lines Tell us a sign that the economy couldn't get worse. M
806 DQ Very Much Give us a phrase or sentence that would nip a potential relationship in the bud (or elsewhere). H
773 Always Looking for Sects Coin a religion or belief system and tell us its basic tenet or distinguishing characteristic. 2
742 Clue Us In Give us a whole new set of clues to a crossword puzzle penned by Ace Constructor Paula Gamache. H
695 Dead Letters Write a poem about someone who died in 2006. H
615 Airy Persiflage Write some jokes you'd like to hear in an airport announcement. H
605 Truly Stupendous Ideas Name two people with the same initials (the people can be living or dead, real or fictional) and explain how they are similar or different. 1
595 Listing Precariously Take the two subject listings at the top of any page of the Yellow Pages and create a dictionary definition for the compound word they form. H
523 Hard to Overstate Propose ways to make modern life just a little bit harder than it needs to be. H H
447 Acronimble Take any of the provided witty statements and use the first letters in each of the words to create a brand-new, unrelated funny statement. H H