| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1427 | Rocky of ages, or Badenov for you? | State any historical event -- right up to 2021 -- in the provided "A, or B" format. | L |
| 1193 | Poedtry | Write a Poed, which consists of four lines: The first line contains six one-syllable words. The second line contains three two-syllable words. The third line contains two three-syllable words. The fourth line contains one six-syllable word (or a name totaling six syllables. And at least two of the lines must rhyme. | H |
| 1017 | Vowel play | Write a "univocalic" newspaper headline -- one that uses only one vowel throughout. | H |
| 1015 | Faux re mi | Give us some humorously false trivia about music or musicians. | H |
| 980 | Def jam | Supply a humorous definition for any of the provided Loser-penned neologisms. | H |
| 875 | Fail Us | Give us a funny Learn From My Fail-type lesson, 30 words or fewer, true or not, in your own words or attributed to a famous personage. | 3 |
| 811 | Rock-Bottom Lines | Tell us a sign that the economy couldn't get worse. | M |
| 806 | DQ Very Much | Give us a phrase or sentence that would nip a potential relationship in the bud (or elsewhere). | H |
| 773 | Always Looking for Sects | Coin a religion or belief system and tell us its basic tenet or distinguishing characteristic. | 2 |
| 742 | Clue Us In | Give us a whole new set of clues to a crossword puzzle penned by Ace Constructor Paula Gamache. | H |
| 695 | Dead Letters | Write a poem about someone who died in 2006. | H |
| 615 | Airy Persiflage | Write some jokes you'd like to hear in an airport announcement. | H |
| 605 | Truly Stupendous Ideas | Name two people with the same initials (the people can be living or dead, real or fictional) and explain how they are similar or different. | 1 |
| 595 | Listing Precariously | Take the two subject listings at the top of any page of the Yellow Pages and create a dictionary definition for the compound word they form. | H |
| 523 | Hard to Overstate | Propose ways to make modern life just a little bit harder than it needs to be. | H H |
| 447 | Acronimble | Take any of the provided witty statements and use the first letters in each of the words to create a brand-new, unrelated funny statement. | H H |