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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR KATHLEEN GIOTTA DELANO



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1532 We Bee Back With Neologisms Make up words using letter sets from the NYT Spelling Bee game P
1529 Hello, Dall-E! Our new contest partners you and a machine. 2
1525 Arty Har-har Give us an idea for a humorously audacious modern art work H
1489 Let's movie things around Rearrange the words of a movie title to create a new movie, then describe it P
1481 Mess with our heads Reinterpret some actual headline (or a major part of it), from any publication, print or online. P
1476 Matchless humor -- show us some Googlenopes Find us a Googlenope -- a phrase in quotation marks that generates the message "It looks like there aren't many matches for your search" -- or a Googleyup, a phrase that surprisingly does have hits. P
1463 Fork over some (new) Spoonerisms Write and original Q-A joke featuring a spoonerism. P
1424 We Bee back -- a neologism contest From any of the 30 provided Spelling Bee letter sets, coin a new term or phrase and describe it humorously. You must use the first letter in the set (anywhere in the word) plus any or all of the others, as often as you like. H
1370 What's in a name? Write something about a well-known person, real or fictional, using only the letters in that person's name. H
1368 Picture This -- cartoon captions Supply a caption for one or more of the provided cartoons. H
1352 Hee-rotica -- Steamy prose for unsteamy life Write a short steamy scene (100 words would be considered long) about a non-steamy event. P
1293 Constitutional unconvention Humorously translate or explain some part of the U.S. Constitution. P
1275 That is the question Choose a line from Shakespeare (or a significant part of a line) and pair it with a question that the line could humorously answer. H
1213 Punku Write a haiku that incorporates a pun. P