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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JON PATRICK SMITH



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
228 MAKE MY DAY Supply advice to today's spoiled kids about how bad things were when we were growing up. H
177 SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE Tell us what any of the provided sounds are. H
169 DIFF'RENT JOKES Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. H
125 ASK BACKWARD VI You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? H
116 WRITE PURE POETRY Write a complete sentence using only the letters contained on the top row of a typewriter. Alternatively, you can use the letters of the first four lines of the standard eye chart. H
106 DRAWING CONCLUSIONS Who are these people, and what are they doing? H
102 HELP! I'M A PRISONER IN THIS CONTEST Come up with fortune cookie messages that you would love to see, but never will. W H
84 THE WASHINGTON IRVINGS Come up with creative names for the high school football teams of real towns in America. H
80 NICK KNACKS Come up with a great nickname for any contemporary celebrity. H
69 LAYING DOWN THE LAW Send us some exciting new principles that explain why things happen they way they happen. H
68 GIVE US A SIGN Come up with new astrological signs for the 1990s, together with one day's horoscope. H
67 FAMOUS LAST WORDS Make up the last words of famous dead people whose last words are unknown. H
63 BAD ABOUT YOU Come up with a lame idea for a Style Invitational contest, an idea destined to create unfunny results. H
60 ASK BACKWARDS III You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? H H