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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JON GRAFT



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1251 Thanking outside the box Tell us something to be thankful for. H
1109 Fictoids of Columbia Tell us some humorously untrue “facts” about Washington, D.C., and the surrounding area. H
1085 Eww-venirs: Ideas for gift shops Suggest a humorous--but NOT horribly tasteless--tchotchke, T-shirt, etc., from a real or imagined gift shop at a particular tourist site. H
967 Overlap dance II Create a phrase that overlaps two terms, each of two words or more, and describe the result. H
878 Safety in blunders Tell us a way to make the nation more secure. W
875 Fail Us Give us a funny Learn From My Fail-type lesson, 30 words or fewer, true or not, in your own words or attributed to a famous personage. H
851 Going to the shrink Downsize the title of a book, movie or play to make it smaller or less momentous and describe it. H
831 A Big To-Do Name a "bucket list" item for a well-known real or fictional character. H 4
799 Send Us the Bill Come up with legislation that, given their names, two or more freshman senators or representatives might sponsor together. H
797 Be Resolute Make a humorous resolution for some particular person or institution to accomplish next year. H
796 Sincerest Flattery Make up a pun on a familiar name of a real of fictional person and provide a fitting description or quote. H
795 Stimulate Us Tell us what the government ought to be spending our money on. H H
792 Clue Us In Compile a set of funny alternative clues to a crossword penned by Ace Constructor Paula Gamache. H H
789 Doctrine in The House? State a humorous, original "doctrine" for a person or other entity. H
784 Words to The Wiseacres Give us some proverbs for 21st-century life. H H
783 The Shill Game Name a celebrity or fictional character to endorse a real product or company. H
781 Our Greatest Hit Start with a word or multi-word term that begins with I, J, K or L; either add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter or transpose two adjacent letters; and define the new word. H H
780 Location, Location, Location Say how you know you're in a particular place. H
779 Gripe for the Picking Rant about any issue that wouldn't make your top 100 for airing in The Post. H H
773 Always Looking for Sects Coin a religion or belief system and tell us its basic tenet or distinguishing characteristic. H
760 Whacksy Buildup Describe any of these Googlewhacks in the form of a question, "Jeopardy"-style. I I
442 Titletales Take any real book or movie, change one word slightly, and describe the resulting new product. H
422 Taught Language Come up with lessons learned from (1) the movies, (2) popular songs, (3) romance novels or (4) the comics page. H
391 Spinning Out of Control Take a headline in today's Washington Post and create a subhead that spins the story in an opposite or unexpected direction. U
387 By Jingo Come up with a joke that could be written and understood only by a Washingtonian. H