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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JON CARTER



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1553 Doody and Muldoon Write a Muldoon, a four-line poem that features at least two body parts and a place name, and at least one rhyme. H
1549 The Tile Invitational X It's our 10th running of this coin-a-word game. H H 3
1548 Poll-ish Jokes Come up with a ridiculous reader poll. H H H H
1547 Alphabettering Write a funny sentence containing all 26 letters. H H
1544 Same Difference Tell us humorously how items on the list are alike, different, or otherwise linked. W H H H H
1543 F Things Up Neologisms by adding Fs or changing letters to F H
1542 Your (B)ad Here Tweak an ad slogan to use it for another product M H H H
1541 Wrong enough for ya? Fake facts about the weather H H H H 3
1540 Picture This It's caption contest time, with eight motley pictures to choose from. H H
1539 Get Real, Reel Name a scene in a movie, a TV show, or literature, and tell us how it might be revised (perhaps less satisfyingly but far more realistically) H H H 2
1538 Rhymes Against Humanity Write a four-line poem about people in the news, using either of two poetic forms H
1536 Colt Following Now that we have the winner and punners-up of our venerable foal-name contest, it's time for 'grandfoals'. T H H
1534 Pun for the Roses Our renowned horse name 'breeding' contest returns! H H
1533 The Very Last 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions' Tell us a stupid question followed by a funny retort. H H
1532 We Bee Back With Neologisms Make up words using letter sets from the NYT Spelling Bee game T H H H 2
1531 The Worst New Contest Ever Describe something that would be worse than a second Trump presidency H H H H H
1530 Mess With Our Heads Reinterpret any headline by adding a 'bank head'. W H H H H H
1529 Hello, Dall-E! Our new contest partners you and a machine. W
1528 It's Our Birthday. Party Like It's 1993. As the Invite turns 30, enter your choice of contests from our year of infancy H H H 3
1527 Film Flim-Flam Use all the letters in a movie title to make a new movie H H H H
1526 Poke Us Till We Giggle Write a "poke", or a joke recast as a rhyming poem H H
1525 Arty Har-har Give us an idea for a humorously audacious modern art work W H
1524 Picture This A caption contest H H 2
1523 Where in Hell ...? Name a "circle" for some "evil", plus a suitable punishment H
1522 Questionable Journalism Find a sentence published in the next week and tell us what question it could answer H
1520 Nextra! Nextra! Read All About it. Predict the big news events of 2023 H H H H H
1513 You're such a card Come up with a greeting card rhyme for an un-greeting-card occasion. H
1512 Alphabetter Write a 26-word sentence or other passage whose words each start with a different letter — except that the X in the X-word may appear elsewhere in the word, as long as the word has an “ex” syllable. H
1509 MASH MASH: combine 2 one-word movies Combine two single-word movie titles to make a new movie and describe it. H H
1508 Tour de Fours XIX —Laughtime Achievement Coin a word or phrase containing the letters E-L-D-N — consecutively but in any order — and describe it. H H H H
1507 All over the map! Choose one of the contiguous 48 U.S. states or D.C. Then write a funny slogan for that state by “traveling a route” from that state into several others. Use the first letters of the states in your route as the first letters of the words in your slogan. H 4