WEEK	TITLE	SYNOPSIS	INK Types
824	Jestinations	Give us a slogan for any city or town.	H
796	Sincerest Flattery	Make up a pun on a familiar name of a real of fictional person and provide a fitting description or quote.	H
781	Our Greatest Hit	Start with a word or multi-word term that begins with I, J, K or L; either add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter or transpose two adjacent letters; and define the new word.	H
773	Always Looking for Sects	Coin a religion or belief system and tell us its basic tenet or distinguishing characteristic.	H
749	Opus 266, No. 3	Take any common word or two-word term beginning with any letter from A through H and give it a new definition.	H H
733	Just Drop It, Okay?	Drop the first letter from an actual word or term to make a new word or term, and define it.	H 3
726	Limerixicon 4	Supply a humorous limerick based on any word in the dictionary beginning with cl- through co-.	H
695	Dead Letters	Write a poem about someone who died in 2006.	H
643	The Post's Mortems	Give us a rhyming poem about some notable who died in 2005.	H
641	Dreck of All Trades	Come up with a business that combines two or more disparate products or services, and tell us its name and/or something else funny about it.	H
640	Whassa Motto Wid You?	Give us a slogan or motto for any of the states, the District or the U.S. Territories.	1
632	Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader (Inc.)	Give us an original backronym for a company or product. A backronym is a fake etymology that often gets in a little dig at the subject.	H
629	Odd Couplings	Marry or otherwise combine famous names and supply the result.	H
585	It's Parody Time	Offer, in the holiday spirit of goodwill, some advice--as constructive and unifying as Loserly suggestions always are--to our nation's leaders (or the loyal opposition) as we prepare for the next four years. This advice will be set to the tune of some winter holiday song, either religious or secular.	H
584	Deliver Us a Post	Come up with some new Cabinet or other positions that the president could establish, and describe the job responsibilities.	H
577	Teledubbies	Slightly change the title of a TV show, past or present, and describe it.	H
572	The Limerixicon	Supply a limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with ai- through ar-.	H
556	So Zoo Us	Combine any two kinds of animals, give its name and describe it.	H H
531	Your Cynic Duties	Come up with a saying that sounds as if it's going to be inspirational, but winds up being cynical, misanthropic or sad.	H
470	Czar Har	Take the name of someone famous, rhyme it with a product, and describe the unholy union.	H
469	Playing Check-In	Suggest appropriate hotel check-in names for any celebrities, past or present, living or dead.	H H
466	Spit the Difference	Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items.	H
427	Skinned	Come up with events that have a smaller chance of happening than the Redskins winning the Super Bowl.	H
424	Osama Chanted Evening	Write poems about Osama bin Laden.	H
405	The "Sty"le Invitational	Take any word--this may include people or places--put a portion of it in "air quotes" and redefine it. You may not alter the spelling.	H
381	Idiom Savant	Take any well-known idiom, or expression, and invent an interesting derivation for it.	H
362	Something Missing	Tell us what is missing in each of the provided cartoons.	H
352	A Laff Riot	Take the name of a company and/or its commercial product and provide it a new definition.	H H
339	Campaignful Developments	Come up with signs that a presidential campaign might be in trouble.	H
337	DEGREES OF DIFFICULTY	Take a quality you wish to quantify and devise the perfect icon to measure it. Then give us an example of the extremes.	H
336	THE "STY"LE INVITATIONAL	Choose any word and emphasize a single part of it, as though you were saying the word out loud with "air quotes" around the key part. Then redefine the word. You cannot alter the spelling of the word.	H

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