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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JOHN CUSHING



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
576 Well, Excuuuuse Us! Come up with new excuses for any common human shortcoming or imperfection. H
572 The Limerixicon Supply a limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with ai- through ar-. H
307 IF YOU BOYCOTT THIS TASK / YOU WON'T WIN THE FLASK Come up with rhyming couplets to warn us about the perils of modern life. H
75 CURSES! Come up with modern maledictions in the wise and entertaining Yiddish tradition. H
67 FAMOUS LAST WORDS Make up the last words of famous dead people whose last words are unknown. H H
63 BAD ABOUT YOU Come up with a lame idea for a Style Invitational contest, an idea destined to create unfunny results. H
60 ASK BACKWARDS III You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? H
57 CALLING THE TOON Who are these people, and what are they doing? H
38 ASK BACKWARDS II You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. What are the questions? H
36 SCAM ON WRY Come up with a prank you can play, for fun, profit, or deliverance of a well-needed comeuppance. L