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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JIM POND



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
412 Painful Climaxes Come up with statements that start really dramatically, but leave you sorta flat at the end. H
402 Spitting the Difference Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. W
400 Life Is Snort Write a "Life is Short" entry in under 100 words, in the voice of a celebrity, living or dead. H
397 Sins of Omission Omit a letter or letters from a real-life sign to create a name for a new business, comically different from the original. Describe the new business or include a slogan that explains it. 3
396 April Foals Mate any two of the horses qualifying for the Triple Crown races and come up with appropriate names for their foals. Maximum 18 letters and spaces. H
390 Canine Fashion Write: 1. A caption for the provided image explaining what is happening; 2. An explanation of why the image is not photography but art; 3. A description of what additional items might be needed to make the image complete. Sex and potty jokes will be disqualified. H
389 Operation Overkill Present a solution to a problem that goes just a little too far. H
264 ASK BACKWARDS You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. What are the questions? 3
126 EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' What are these people, etc., saying or thinking? H
111 ASK BACKWARDS V Here are the answers. What are the questions? H