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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JERRY EWING



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
798 Dead Letters Write a humorous poem commemorating someone who died in 2008. 2
703 Freak Trade Agreements Think of one thing to trade for another, and supply a short and funny explanation. I
697 We Beg You To Differ Take any two items from the truly random provided list and explain why they are different or why they are similar. H
691 Haven't Got a Clue Make all the clues in the provided crossword ooh-clever or at least ah-that's-funny, even the little words. H
605 Truly Stupendous Ideas Name two people with the same initials (the people can be living or dead, real or fictional) and explain how they are similar or different. L H
590 Send Us the Bill Come up with a bill sponsored by any combination of the newly elected members of Congress and explain the purpose of the bill. H
584 Deliver Us a Post Come up with some new Cabinet or other positions that the president could establish, and describe the job responsibilities. H
580 United Nations Combine the names of any two countries in the world and describe the new hybrid country. H
578 Ask Backwards You are on "Jeopardy!" Above are the answers. Send us the questions. H H H
577 Teledubbies Slightly change the title of a TV show, past or present, and describe it. H
382 Pickup Schticks Write inept pickup lines, by either sex, to either sex. H
370 No End in Sight Write the beginnings of sentences you don't want to hear the end of. H
217 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT Come up with truly stupid questions. 5
199 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. H H