| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 798 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem commemorating someone who died in 2008. | 2 |
| 703 | Freak Trade Agreements | Think of one thing to trade for another, and supply a short and funny explanation. | I |
| 697 | We Beg You To Differ | Take any two items from the truly random provided list and explain why they are different or why they are similar. | H |
| 691 | Haven't Got a Clue | Make all the clues in the provided crossword ooh-clever or at least ah-that's-funny, even the little words. | H |
| 605 | Truly Stupendous Ideas | Name two people with the same initials (the people can be living or dead, real or fictional) and explain how they are similar or different. | L H |
| 590 | Send Us the Bill | Come up with a bill sponsored by any combination of the newly elected members of Congress and explain the purpose of the bill. | H |
| 584 | Deliver Us a Post | Come up with some new Cabinet or other positions that the president could establish, and describe the job responsibilities. | H |
| 580 | United Nations | Combine the names of any two countries in the world and describe the new hybrid country. | H |
| 578 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" Above are the answers. Send us the questions. | H H H |
| 577 | Teledubbies | Slightly change the title of a TV show, past or present, and describe it. | H |
| 382 | Pickup Schticks | Write inept pickup lines, by either sex, to either sex. | H |
| 370 | No End in Sight | Write the beginnings of sentences you don't want to hear the end of. | H |
| 217 | NO QUESTION ABOUT IT | Come up with truly stupid questions. | 5 |
| 199 | WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? | Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. | H H |