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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JEFF SEIGLE



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1315 Clue us in -- our reverse crossword Supply clever, funny clues for as many as 25 of the 74 words and multi-word terms in the provided grid. H
1059 With parens like these . . . Add some words in parentheses to a well-known song title to make it funnier in some way. H 3
890 Double-teaming Combine the names of any two pro sports teams -- even from different sports -- and describe the result. H H
841 Food for naught Alter the name of a food or dish slightly and describe the result. H
494 Quote-idian Take any extremely banal piece of familiar writing and rewrite it in the style of a famous writer, poet or lyricist. H
407 Adverbiage Come up with a witticism or a joke by making a pun out of an adverb. Unlike Tom Swiftlys, your adverb must modify not a verb but an adjective. H
406 Bum Steerage Offer some spectacularly bad advice to any of the provided people. H
326 COMIC RELIEF Look at today's comics pages, select one panel and one panel only from any comic strip, and rewrite the dialogue. I