603 Sui Genesis Take one or two of the 50 chapters of the KJV Book of Genesis and draw thou from them, using words in the order in which they appear in the original, your own passage. P
509 Be a Real Card Come up with a greeting card rhyme for an un-greeting-card occasion. H
462 Cast Away Come up with a terrible bit of miscasting in a movie or TV show, past or present, real or imagined. H
373 An Extra Large Challenge What should we put on the back of the new Style Invitational T-shirt? U H
250 OH, GREAT Complete the sentence "Wouldn't it be great if . . . H
217 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT Come up with truly stupid questions. H
197 DAVE'S WORLD Make David Twenhafel laugh. Any sort of delightful drollery or amusing witticism will do, so long as it is not the sort of lowbrow fare we usually favor. H
177 SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE Tell us what any of the provided sounds are. H
119 MUZAK TO OUR EAR Come up with unfortunate Muzak songs to hear on the phone while on hold. You can use either a song title or a lyric. H
106 DRAWING CONCLUSIONS Who are these people, and what are they doing? H
82 PICTURE THIS Who are these people, and what are they doing? H
54 ODD COUPLING Write comical combinations of famous names, by marriage or other conceit. H
46 WE WANT STUPID ENTRIES ONLY Make up a sentence that, were it not for this contest, would never be uttered. H
37 A STATE OF DISGRACE? Propose any of the following for D.C.: A State Name, A State Flower, A State Bird, A State Slogan, A State Capital, A Governor, An Insulting State Joke. H
32 FATAL ART ATTACK In 50 words or fewer, describe a performance art concept that might get public funding. Winners will be audacious enough to seem like art, but pretentious enough to seem to have a social "message. 1
15 PUNCH US Complete any of the provided jokes in 75 words or fewer. 2