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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR JAMES NOBLE



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1037 Outrage us Find something offensive about an inoffensive name of a product, organization, place, etc. H
869 Clue us in Send us funny, clever clues for any of the words already in this grid. H H
854 What's not to liken? Produce one or more similes in any of the following categories. H
853 It's easy as DEF Create a brand-new word or phrase that contains a block of three successive letters in the alphabet; the series must go forward in the alphabet, not backward. H
849 Homonymphomania Create a new homonym (or homophone) for any existing word and define it. H
846 Season's gratings Write a brief (50 words or fewer) holiday letter from a personage from past or present, or from fiction. 3
843 Prefrains Provide a sentence or two of lead-in to the first line of a well-known book, poem, or song. H
840 Frittering away the neurons Give us some more colorfully useful phrases; they don't have to be in the X'ing-the-Y form. H
839 Overlap Dance Overlap two words that share two or more consecutive letters -- anywhere in the word, not just at the beginning or end -- into a single longer word, and define it. AND your portmanteau word must begin with a letter from A through D. H
838 Picture This Provide a caption for any of these pictures. H
832 Clue Us In You supply one or more clues for the words in a filled-in grid. H
831 A Big To-Do Name a "bucket list" item for a well-known real or fictional character. H H
828 Inhuman Puns Make a pun on the name of a familiar group, organization or company, and describe it or provide a quote from it. H
827 Caller Idiot Name a real product or company and supply a stupid question or complaint for the consumer hotline person. 2
826 The Inside Word Take any word -- this may include the name of a person or place -- put a portion of it in quotation marks, and redefine the word. H
631 Picture This What's going on in any of these cartoons? H
612 Oh, and One More Thing What was the thing that didn't make the cut on any list? H
608 Comeback Next Week Come up with original snide retorts to various rude questions or comments. H
599 So What's the News? Tell us what the illustrated events are. H H
441 Spit the Difference Take any two nouns that appear on the front page of today's Washington Post and explain how the nouns differ from each other. H H
440 Picture This What is going on in these cartoons? H
425 Hyphen the Terrible Take the first half of any hyphenated word from any story in today's newspaper and combine it with the second half of any other hyphenated word in the same story, and propose a definition of the new word you've created. H
421 Picture This These objects are not what they seem to be, at first glance. They are something else entirely. What are they? H