| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 369 | Punch Us | Complete any of the provided jokes. | H |
| 226 | GOING WITHOUT | Complete some variation of the expression "An A without a B is like a C without a D. | H |
| 158 | SO SUE US | Come up with frivolous lawsuits. | H |
| 148 | RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD IV | Interpret these ink blots. | H |
| 132 | GIVE US THE BACKS OFF OUR SHIRTS. | What should our loser's T-shirt say on the back? Your goal is to somehow capture the spirit of the contest. | H |
| 74 | SHIRT HAPPENS | In 10 words or fewer, what should the back of the "Year 2" T-shirt say? | H |
| 42 | HEY, IT COULD BE WORSE | There are worse things in life than the Washington Redskins. Just tell us what they are. | 1 |
| 34 | INSPECT A GADGET | What do these machines do? | H |
| 16 | I AM ADDICTED TO AN ASININE CONTEST. . . | Come up with sleazy new topics for the daytime talks. | L 3 |