| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 145 | LOOIE, LOOIE | Come up with paired, themed ladies' room and men's room signs for various types of public places. | H |
| 129 | REMAKE US HAPPY | Come up with alternative story lines to movie titles, new or old. | I |
| 113 | WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? | Take a list of horses nominated to the Triple Crown races this year, choose any two, and propose a name for their offspring. | H |
| 90 | BILL US NOW | Come up with funny legislation based on the names of the 102 freshman congresspersons. | H |
| 81 | HEADS, YOU LOSE | Take any two or more headlines anywhere in today's Washington Post, and combine them to make a funnier headline. | H |
| 73 | LUNACY | Tell us what Neil Armstrong should have said upon stepping onto the moon's surface, instead of what he did, the greatest gaffe in the history of Historic Sayings. | H |
| 37 | A STATE OF DISGRACE? | Propose any of the following for D.C.: A State Name, A State Flower, A State Bird, A State Slogan, A State Capital, A Governor, An Insulting State Joke. | H |
| 29 | AD NAUSEAM | Come up with an unfortunate slogan for any real product, service, or organization. | 1 |
| 22 | STUMP US | Come up with slogans for the 1996 presidential campaign. | H |
| 14 | COLLECTIVE INSANITY | Modernize collective nouns (as in a "pride" of lions or an "exaltation" of larks), inventing snide new names for groups of things. | H |
| 7 | BEAT THE BANDS | Come up with a name for rock bands. | H |
| 5 | THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW | Invent a creative piece of legislation based on skillfully juxtaposed names of actual U.S. senators and representatives. | W H |