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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR J.J. GERTLER



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1430 Back to racing speed with the 'foals' Breed" any two of the provided names of the 100 horses nominated for the 2021 Triple Crown races and name the "foal" to humorously play off both parents' names. H
1388 Turning around a business Create a business, product, organization or similar entity that contains a word, name or phrase and its anagram, and describe it. L
1366 Tour de Fours XVI -- It's the LIAR club Coin a word or multi-word term that contains the letter block L-I-A-R and describe it. P
1318 Love the tiny tail stain! Create an anagram -- a phrase or sentence with the letters rearranged -- of any text (except merely someone's name), of any length. W
1245 Call us reprehensible . . . Complain in a humorously missing-the-point way about something that has appeared in The Washington Post (in print or online) recently, or in another publication. H
969 Colt following Breed any two "foals" in today's results, and name the grandfoal. P
824 Jestinations Give us a slogan for any city or town. H H
799 Send Us the Bill Come up with legislation that, given their names, two or more freshman senators or representatives might sponsor together. H
734 Turnaround Time Write a rhyming couplet containing two words that are anagrams of each other. H
512 Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader Take the name of any person--living, dead, fictional--and use the letters of his name, in succession, to form the first letters of an expression appropriate to that person. H
417 Initially Mistaken Take any name of a person or thing, and construct an appropriate message using its letters, in order, as the first letters of the words of your message. H
413 Bland Ambition Come up with one or more items from an underachiever's list of midlife resolutions. H
391 Spinning Out of Control Take a headline in today's Washington Post and create a subhead that spins the story in an opposite or unexpected direction. H
369 Punch Us Complete any of the provided jokes. 1
361 Bad Libs Select one subject, one verb, and one object from the provided lists, and then answer the riddle you create. I
359 It's No Party Come up with a new political party and its main political tenet. I
358 Finish the Fire Finish "We Didn't Start the Fire," to summarize 1990 to the present. I
297 FREE FOR OIL Take any article in today's paper, and write an outraged letter to the editor about it that totally misses the point, either by misreading a word or misunderstanding the topic. 2