522 Being There Set the agenda for a flash mob, one of those existential, Web-arranged, sudden, pointless, instantaneous but brief gatherings of people at odd places, to do odd things. I
519 Hey, Baby, What's Your Sector? Come up with pickup lines that could be heard only in Washington. H H
517 Insert Joke Here Slip a single bogus sentence into next year's State of the Union address, figuring the Prez will probably just read it right off the teleprompter. I
456 A Bad-Ask Contest You are still on Jeopardy!, and you still have to supply questions to the provided answers, but the winners will be the least funny answers. H
454 Ask Backwards You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? H
412 Painful Climaxes Come up with statements that start really dramatically, but leave you sorta flat at the end. H H
236 CALLING THE TOON. What is happening here? W
231 GIVING QUARTER Suggest a motto for the "tails" side of any of the state-themed quarters. H
224 DRAWING CONCLUSIONS What is wrong with these pictures? H
217 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT Come up with truly stupid questions. L
203 CAN IT GET MUCH VERSE? Create Very Bad Poetry, containing banalities masquerading as profundities, overstretched metaphors, etc. Special attention should be paid to dreadful syntax and painful rhyme E
193 ASK BACKWARDS VIII You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. What are the questions? H
152 WE ARE CURIOUS (YELLOW) Take any headline in today's Washington Post and rewrite it in tabloid fashion so the story seems a lot more scandalous and/or lurid than it is. H
1 SHEDDING THE SKINS? Come up with a new name for the Redskins. H