| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 522 | Being There | Set the agenda for a flash mob, one of those existential, Web-arranged, sudden, pointless, instantaneous but brief gatherings of people at odd places, to do odd things. | I |
| 519 | Hey, Baby, What's Your Sector? | Come up with pickup lines that could be heard only in Washington. | H H |
| 517 | Insert Joke Here | Slip a single bogus sentence into next year's State of the Union address, figuring the Prez will probably just read it right off the teleprompter. | I |
| 456 | A Bad-Ask Contest | You are still on Jeopardy!, and you still have to supply questions to the provided answers, but the winners will be the least funny answers. | H |
| 454 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | H |
| 412 | Painful Climaxes | Come up with statements that start really dramatically, but leave you sorta flat at the end. | H H |
| 236 | CALLING THE TOON. | What is happening here? | W |
| 231 | GIVING QUARTER | Suggest a motto for the "tails" side of any of the state-themed quarters. | H |
| 224 | DRAWING CONCLUSIONS | What is wrong with these pictures? | H |
| 217 | NO QUESTION ABOUT IT | Come up with truly stupid questions. | L |
| 203 | CAN IT GET MUCH VERSE? | Create Very Bad Poetry, containing banalities masquerading as profundities, overstretched metaphors, etc. Special attention should be paid to dreadful syntax and painful rhyme | E |
| 193 | ASK BACKWARDS VIII | You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. What are the questions? | H |
| 152 | WE ARE CURIOUS (YELLOW) | Take any headline in today's Washington Post and rewrite it in tabloid fashion so the story seems a lot more scandalous and/or lurid than it is. | H |
| 1 | SHEDDING THE SKINS? | Come up with a new name for the Redskins. | H |