| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1601 | Stop, Hey, What's That Sound? | Tell us what these noise-words mean. | H |
| 1557 | Tailgating On the Highway | Pair a Dylan line with your own rhyming one | H |
| 1542 | Your (B)ad Here | Tweak an ad slogan to use it for another product | W |
| 1190 | You're workin' on a chain, gang | Create a chain of no more than 15 proper nouns — names of people (real or fictional), products, places, etc. — including one title of a work — in which each name relates somehow to the previous one. | H |
| 752 | The Might-Mates Right | Fill out any of these five "you just might" joke-templates. | H |
| 737 | No River, No Woods | Send us a funny parody of a well-known song, with lyrics that commemorate an occasion other than Christmas or Hanukkah. | H |
| 229 | WE CAN'T HEAR YOU | Supply an example for any of the five "Things you don't want to hear" categories provided. | 5 |
| 223 | ATTEMPTING REENTRY | Submit entries to any past contest, so long as you never submitted them before. | H |
| 219 | VERBOSITY | Come up with new, obnoxious, self-conscious faux verbs and use them in sentences. | H |
| 30 | THE RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD | Interpret any of the provided ink blots. | H |