540 Revisionist History, or Badenov for You? State any news event (or old event) in the style of the Rocky-and-Bullwinkle teasers about the next show. H
512 Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader Take the name of any person--living, dead, fictional--and use the letters of his name, in succession, to form the first letters of an expression appropriate to that person. H
508 Letter Rip Take a word from the dictionary, add, change, or delete a single letter, and redefine the word. H
491 Hirschfeld Follies Try to figure out which celebrities Bob Staake is trying to draw in imitation of Al Hirschfeld. H
490 Eyes on Reprise Submit any good entries you might have thought of, for any previous contest, after the deadline passed. H
481 Homonymphomania Create a new homonym of any existing word, and define. The new word must be spelled in such a way that is obviously pronounced identically to the original word. H
479 Invest Case Scenario Suggest new companies in which it might be unwise to invest. H H
477 A Load of Bulwer Give us the beginning of incompetently written novel. H
472 Water Stupid Idea Propose bad ideas for saving water in the continuing drought. H H
468 Ism This Stupid? Take any common prefix and attach it to any well-known "ism" and define the new term. H 2
466 Spit the Difference Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. H
463 Retell Sales Give us the beginning of any well-known story as retold by any famous person, living or dead, except for Ronald Reagan. H H
457 Letter Rip Give us the beginning of a letter to the editor that is certain never to see print. H