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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR GEOFF DRUCKER



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
113 WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? Take a list of horses nominated to the Triple Crown races this year, choose any two, and propose a name for their offspring. H
90 BILL US NOW Come up with funny legislation based on the names of the 102 freshman congresspersons. H
81 HEADS, YOU LOSE Take any two or more headlines anywhere in today's Washington Post, and combine them to make a funnier headline. H
73 LUNACY Tell us what Neil Armstrong should have said upon stepping onto the moon's surface, instead of what he did, the greatest gaffe in the history of Historic Sayings. H
37 A STATE OF DISGRACE? Propose any of the following for D.C.: A State Name, A State Flower, A State Bird, A State Slogan, A State Capital, A Governor, An Insulting State Joke. H
29 AD NAUSEAM Come up with an unfortunate slogan for any real product, service, or organization. 1
14 COLLECTIVE INSANITY Modernize collective nouns (as in a "pride" of lions or an "exaltation" of larks), inventing snide new names for groups of things. H
7 BEAT THE BANDS Come up with a name for rock bands. H