| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 749 | Opus 266, No. 3 | Take any common word or two-word term beginning with any letter from A through H and give it a new definition. | H |
| 704 | Another Game of Tag | Create vanity plates for well-known people, real or fictional. | H |
| 239 | NAME THAT TOON | Send us the captions for cartoons not provided. | H H |
| 120 | SIMILE OUTRAGEOUS | Come up with inept analogies, rotten comparisons as a literary device. | H |
| 68 | GIVE US A SIGN | Come up with new astrological signs for the 1990s, together with one day's horoscope. | H |
| 63 | BAD ABOUT YOU | Come up with a lame idea for a Style Invitational contest, an idea destined to create unfunny results. | H |
| 62 | BAD NEWS BEARERS | Come up with statements one would not want to hear from friends, relatives, service personnel, etc. | H |