| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 657 | Nuts Fruit | Send in funny (but printable) images of real pieces of fruit. | H |
| 639 | What's the Small Idea? | Do you have a senseless idea for improving the day-to-day lives of everyday Americans? | H H |
| 628 | You Gotta Have Connections | Choose any two or more items from the provided truly random list and describe how they are alike or different. | H |
| 626 | Course Light | Come up with a comical college class, along with a description for the course catalog. | H |
| 598 | Site Gags | Come up with an appropriate name for a cafeteria--or meeting room, or an employee lounge, or some other workplace spot--for a particular institution. | H |
| 563 | Take Two | Take any two of the provided items and explain how they resemble or differ from each other. | H |
| 532 | Short Pans | Come up with a terse review (four words or fewer) of any work of art. | H |
| 496 | The Style Invitational: The First Dreckade | Submit new entries to any of the old contests listed, and try to beat The Very Best of the Past 10 Years. | 3 |
| 494 | Quote-idian | Take any extremely banal piece of familiar writing and rewrite it in the style of a famous writer, poet or lyricist. | H |
| 353 | Patently Silly | What do these devices do? | H |
| 309 | A STINKING PILE OF THESES | Write an all-purpose first line or paragraph for any doctoral dissertation, designed to impress the heck out of academics. | H |