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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR ELLIOTT SCHIFF



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1470 Your add here -- a prefix feast Add a "prefix" -- by which we mean at least one syllable of any kind (but not multiple words) -- to the beginning of any word in well-known phrase, name, book title, etc., and describe the result. H
1217 Mergers you wrote: Combine two businesses with puns Give a clever name for a combination of two or more businesses. H
1182 Where in the wor(l)d? (1) On What3words.com, find one or more humorously appropriate (or ironic) three-word codes at a particular place; or 2) find a three-word code, tell us where it is, and tell us what ought to be there. L H
1049 Be rating Come up with a new movie rating and describe it. H
932 We'll call them your-mama jokes Tell us an original "your mama" joke. H
819 Art Re-View These objects are not what they seem to be, at first glance. They are something else entirely. What are they? H
722 Let's Play Nopardy! We supply 12 phrases and you get to provide questions they might answer. The phrases were entries in our Week 717 contest, which asked for Googlenopes -- phrases that showed no previous hits from the Google search engine. I
680 Rendered Speechless Provide dialogue to fill the balloons in any of these cartoons. H
662 How Low Will You Go? Humiliate yourself for ink, and a stupid prize. H
641 Dreck of All Trades Come up with a business that combines two or more disparate products or services, and tell us its name and/or something else funny about it. 3
615 Airy Persiflage Write some jokes you'd like to hear in an airport announcement. H
579 Another Brilliant Contest! Do Enter! Write us a sentence or phrase consisting of words beginning with consecutive letters, in the A-to-Z direction. H
574 Boor Us Silly Come up with some unwise attempts at humor--one either likely to backfire or to create other unpleasant consequences. L
526 Conventional Wisdumb Answer any of the provided questions. H
514 Ask Backwards You are on "Jeopardy!" These are your answers. What are the questions? H
506 The Battle of All Mottoes Provide a slogan for any federal department agency, department, office, etc. H
445 Another Round of Bierce Add a few entries to Ambrose Bierce's famous "Devil's Dictionary. H
428 No Rest for the Query Answer any of the provided supposedly unanswerable questions in the voice of any famous person, living or dead. W
413 Bland Ambition Come up with one or more items from an underachiever's list of midlife resolutions. 2
402 Spitting the Difference Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. H