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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR ELIZABETH MOLYE



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1476 Matchless humor -- show us some Googlenopes Find us a Googlenope -- a phrase in quotation marks that generates the message "It looks like there aren't many matches for your search" -- or a Googleyup, a phrase that surprisingly does have hits. H
1473 Sign right here Write a funny message for the overhead highway sign. H
1453 Haven't read it -- mis-subtitle a book Choose any book title listed on Amazon and misinterpret it by adding a subtitle. H
1264 A cry for Yelp: 'Review' any place Write a humorous review, positive or negative, of anyplace (real of fictional) one might visit. P
1146 Stick it to us with a magnet Suggest a new Style Invitational honorable-mention magnet. H
997 Unworthy causes Name a dubious charity and describe its mission. P
822 For Real Folks Suggest some attractions for a Festival of Real American Folklife. 4
809 Unkindest Cutlines Supply cutlines, or captions, for any of these newspaper photos. W
806 DQ Very Much Give us a phrase or sentence that would nip a potential relationship in the bud (or elsewhere). H
731 Doo Process Describe for us a wildly inefficient and ridiculous way to produce or prepare an ordinary dish or beverage. H
692 Reinkernation Enter any Style Invitational contest from Week 640 through Week 688. Every entry must include the word "three" or "third" or a creative variation. H
665 Your One-in-a-Million Coin the millionth word in the English language and define it. The word must end in -ion. H
663 Worth at Least a Dozen Words Interpret any of the provided cartoons as you see fit in a caption. H
641 Dreck of All Trades Come up with a business that combines two or more disparate products or services, and tell us its name and/or something else funny about it. I
615 Airy Persiflage Write some jokes you'd like to hear in an airport announcement. H
611 Ask Backwards, Erudite Edition You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the sophisticated answers. You supply the questions. H