| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 390 | Canine Fashion | Write: 1. A caption for the provided image explaining what is happening; 2. An explanation of why the image is not photography but art; 3. A description of what additional items might be needed to make the image complete. Sex and potty jokes will be disqualified. | H |
| 382 | Pickup Schticks | Write inept pickup lines, by either sex, to either sex. | H |
| 339 | Campaignful Developments | Come up with signs that a presidential campaign might be in trouble. | H |
| 334 | The New Style Invitational: Six Choices for Czar | Vote for one of six possible editors of the Style Invitational, from among the current Czar and five worthy competitors. | H |
| 316 | CALLING THE TOON | What are these things? | H |
| 272 | PICTURE THIS | What is happening in these cartoons? | W |
| 242 | SACRED COW PIES | Take cheap shots at sacred institutions only, places and things that are so noble and wholesome they are beyond reproach, from among the items provided. | H |
| 235 | ROOTS | Make up historical explanations--they should be vaguely plausible--for the etymology of any term you wish. The term should be the punch line. | 2 |
| 231 | GIVING QUARTER | Suggest a motto for the "tails" side of any of the state-themed quarters. | H |
| 218 | CALLING THE TOON | Who are these people? What are they doing? | H |
| 123 | WHY IS POOP FUNNY? | Come up with creative answers to any of the five questions above that might be asked by a 5-year-old. | H |
| 102 | HELP! I'M A PRISONER IN THIS CONTEST | Come up with fortune cookie messages that you would love to see, but never will. | H |
| 100 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Retell any of these jokes as they would be told by some celebrity, living or dead. | H |