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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR EARL GILBERT



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
390 Canine Fashion Write: 1. A caption for the provided image explaining what is happening; 2. An explanation of why the image is not photography but art; 3. A description of what additional items might be needed to make the image complete. Sex and potty jokes will be disqualified. H
386 The Game of Clue What are some clues that someone might be any of the provided characterizations? H
382 Pickup Schticks Write inept pickup lines, by either sex, to either sex. H H
343 Eastwood Ho. Create a Good-Bad-Ugly progression. 4
339 Campaignful Developments Come up with signs that a presidential campaign might be in trouble. H
307 IF YOU BOYCOTT THIS TASK / YOU WON'T WIN THE FLASK Come up with rhyming couplets to warn us about the perils of modern life. H
306 YOUNGIAN THERAPY Suggest ways in which the Style Invitational or any other Washington area institution can become more relevant to younger people. H
245 LIKE FUN Complete any of the provided "A is like B because" sentences. P
200 CAPTION CRUNCH IV Supply a new caption to any photograph appearing anywhere in today's Post, to make it funnier. H
190 OFFICE YOU CAN'T REFUSE Come up with a Principle for the Workplace. H
182 CAN YOU STOP THIS? Come up with a conversation stopper, a line likely to end all further discourse, perhaps even empty a room. H H
174 THE EDGE OF MIGHT Complete any of the four provided "you might" phrases. H H
171 ON SECOND THOUGHT Ideas that never got off the drawing board, for good reason. H 3
153 STUMP US Complete this sentence, "I should be elected President of the United States because. . ." and launch your campaign. H
85 PLAY MYTHTY FOR ME Come up with new urban myths, those vaguely believable, wildly paranoid stories that circulate by word of mouth until they are generally accepted as true. H H
83 BEDROOM FARCE What questions were left out of the Great American Sex Survey? H H
77 THE RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD II What do these ink blots mean? H
75 CURSES! Come up with modern maledictions in the wise and entertaining Yiddish tradition. H
71 CAPTION CRUNCH III Come up with a new, funnier caption for any picture or illustration anywhere in today's newspaper. H 3
66 THE SON-OF-SMITH LAW In 50 words or fewer, what do we do about the Chuck Smith problem? 3
57 CALLING THE TOON Who are these people, and what are they doing? H