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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR DON COOPER



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
338 WHO WANTS TO WIN A TOILET? Propose even greater depths of shameless, tasteless sleaze to which Fox TV is likely to sink after the noisome debacle of "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? H
336 THE "STY"LE INVITATIONAL Choose any word and emphasize a single part of it, as though you were saying the word out loud with "air quotes" around the key part. Then redefine the word. You cannot alter the spelling of the word. H
335 A LOVER'S SPAT Come up with some inept "sweet nothings"--graceless terms of endearment. H 3
334 The New Style Invitational: Six Choices for Czar Vote for one of six possible editors of the Style Invitational, from among the current Czar and five worthy competitors. H
312 BOOKS AND BOOKS Combine any two works of literature--no movies or TV--into one, give its title and describe it in a brief, appealing blurb that might appear in Publishers' Weekly. E
298 THE RIGHT STUFF Write a sentence, or phrase, or entire passage, using only your right hand on the keyboard. This means you may use no keys to the left of N, H, Y and 7. H
295 PANEL DISCUSSION Supply the contents of the missing panel in the provided cartoon strips. 1
198 YOU MUST BE MAD II Come up with proposals designed to infuriate special interest groups. E
164 MEAN MEANINGS Translate things politicians say into what they really mean. E