| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 516 | Err Apparent | Come up with unwise things to say in any of the provided circumstances. | H |
| 504 | Life Is Snort | Write a schmaltzy last line of a "Life Is Short. | W |
| 309 | A STINKING PILE OF THESES | Write an all-purpose first line or paragraph for any doctoral dissertation, designed to impress the heck out of academics. | H |
| 237 | ASK BACKWARD | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | 5 |
| 234 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Complete any of the provided jokes as it would be told by someone famous, living or dead. | H |
| 228 | MAKE MY DAY | Supply advice to today's spoiled kids about how bad things were when we were growing up. | H |
| 203 | CAN IT GET MUCH VERSE? | Create Very Bad Poetry, containing banalities masquerading as profundities, overstretched metaphors, etc. Special attention should be paid to dreadful syntax and painful rhyme | H |
| 201 | THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE | Come up with a new element and its symbol, and provide a brief description of its chemical or physical properties. | L |
| 199 | WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? | Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. | H |
| 194 | ADVICE SQUAD | Answer any of the provided questions unwisely. | 3 |