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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR DAVID FRANKS



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1603 Hu-boy, It's Limerixicon XXI Write a limerick featuring a word beginning 'hu' or 'hy'. L
1590 All You Need Is Ink Take a line from a Beatles song and rhyme it with your own. H
1589 Wait Wait Right Here! Write some 'Not My Job' questions a la the NPR quiz show. H
1587 The Trite Stuff Replace some well-worn phrases with better ones. H
1583 A Thousand Words Write a funny poem about the artwork of your choice. H
1571 Dead Letters, our annual obit contest Write a funny verse about someone who died in 2023. H H
1557 Tailgating On the Highway Pair a Dylan line with your own rhyming one H
1519 Dead Letters The post-Post humor contest barely skips a beat as the Czar and Empress begin with the annual obit poems. H
1229 Gorey bits from A to Z Send us one of more edgy rhyming alphabet-primer couplets. H H
1185 The Rorschach of the crowd Interpret one of more of the provided genuine inkblots. You may look at them upside down or sideways. 2
1076 Dactyly fractyly Send us some double dactyls that conform to Gene Weingarten's rules. H
1074 Let's go parody-hopping Describe a stage or movie musical in a parody of a song from a different musical. H
1029 Ditty Harry Write a descriptive theme song for a well-known movie, set to a well-known tune. H
726 Limerixicon 4 Supply a humorous limerick based on any word in the dictionary beginning with cl- through co-. H
699 Our Greatest Hit Take a word, term or name that begins with E, F, G or H; either add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter, or transpose two letters; and define the new word. H
689 Busted Play Come up with a more objectionable or stupid toy than a working fart-powered toy rocket. 3
684 Backtricking Spell a word backward and define the result, somehow relating the definition to the original word. H 2
674 Limerixicon 3 Supply a humorous limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with ca-. H H
656 It's Post Time Breed any two from a list of 100 of the more than 400 3-year-old racehorses nominated for this year's Triple Crown races, and name their hypothetical foal. The foal's name cannot exceed 18 characters and spaces combined. H H
447 Acronimble Take any of the provided witty statements and use the first letters in each of the words to create a brand-new, unrelated funny statement. H