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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR DAVE KELSEY



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
776 An Act of Sunny Side Note the silver lining in some otherwise disappointing turn of events. H
690 Funnies: How Time Flies Pull Billy of "The Family Circus" -- or any of his comic strip neighbors in The Washington Post -- out of his time warp to a different age, era or place, and provide a short storyline or dialogue or caption. H
685 Thank it Over Tell us some things to be thankful for. H
670 A Test of Character Change a word or phrase by only one letter -- substitute one letter for another, add a letter or transpose two letters -- and explain how they are different or similar. H
665 Your One-in-a-Million Coin the millionth word in the English language and define it. The word must end in -ion. H
653 It's the Eponymy, Stupid Coin a word or expression based on the name of a well-known person, define it, and perhaps use it in a sentence H
650 King Us Give us a scenario for a horror novel based on an everyday item. H
638 The Little Bummer Boy Come up with an idea (and title, if you like) for an original Christmas movie or TV special that provides an antidote to all the sap, and give us a brief synopsis. H
632 Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader (Inc.) Give us an original backronym for a company or product. A backronym is a fake etymology that often gets in a little dig at the subject. H
616 Picture This, Kids Supply title and one-sentence synopsis for Bob Staake new kids' project, incorporating any of the provided cartoons. H
612 Oh, and One More Thing What was the thing that didn't make the cut on any list? 2
607 Contest Fodder Created! Produce absurdly parochial views of historical events. H