| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1305 | Hits and Googles | Find us either a Googlenope -- a phrase in quotation marks that generates no previous hits -- or a Googleyup, a phrase that surprisingly does have hits. | P |
| 820 | Be Mister Language Person | Supply a Mister Language Person-type question and answer. | H |
| 205 | SOME PIG | Beg for the prize: convince us why you, and you alone, deserve to get it. | P |
| 201 | THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE | Come up with a new element and its symbol, and provide a brief description of its chemical or physical properties. | P |
| 166 | DOO WAH DOODY | We are looking for really bad lyrics to real rock songs. Your lyrics must be from a reasonably popular song, and you must include the name of the singer or songwriter. | P I |
| 159 | ODDBALLS | Which item in each series does not belong? Explain your answer. | P |
| 124 | SPOON-FEED US. | Come up with spoonerisms, expressions based on the transposition of the initial sounds of two paired words. | P |
| 105 | WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? | Come up with Good Ideas and then convert them to Bad Ideas through slight changes in wording. | P |
| 90 | BILL US NOW | Come up with funny legislation based on the names of the 102 freshman congresspersons. | P |