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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR DAVE BARRY



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1305 Hits and Googles Find us either a Googlenope -- a phrase in quotation marks that generates no previous hits -- or a Googleyup, a phrase that surprisingly does have hits. P
820 Be Mister Language Person Supply a Mister Language Person-type question and answer. H
205 SOME PIG Beg for the prize: convince us why you, and you alone, deserve to get it. P
201 THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE Come up with a new element and its symbol, and provide a brief description of its chemical or physical properties. P
166 DOO WAH DOODY We are looking for really bad lyrics to real rock songs. Your lyrics must be from a reasonably popular song, and you must include the name of the singer or songwriter. P I
159 ODDBALLS Which item in each series does not belong? Explain your answer. P
124 SPOON-FEED US. Come up with spoonerisms, expressions based on the transposition of the initial sounds of two paired words. P
105 WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? Come up with Good Ideas and then convert them to Bad Ideas through slight changes in wording. P
90 BILL US NOW Come up with funny legislation based on the names of the 102 freshman congresspersons. P