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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR DARREN MITCHELL



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
81 HEADS, YOU LOSE Take any two or more headlines anywhere in today's Washington Post, and combine them to make a funnier headline. H
10 A WEEK THAT WILL LIVE IN EUPHEMY Write us a funny euphemism. H H H
5 THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW Invent a creative piece of legislation based on skillfully juxtaposed names of actual U.S. senators and representatives. H