| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 956 | Give us some bad ideas | Finish any of the provided "You know" phrases. | H |
| 943 | Ask backward XXIX | You are on "Jeopardy!" You supply the questions for as many of the provided answers as you like. | H |
| 938 | Free and Lear | Write a limerick using the first two lines of any of Edward Lear's 115 limericks plus your own remaining three lines. | H H |
| 935 | The 400 blows | Write a humorous poem--choose your form--about the Virginia earthquake, Hurricane Irene or another well-known natural event. | H |
| 708 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Breed any two from a list of 100 of the horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown races and provide an appropriate name for their foal. | H |
| 513 | It's Delete We Can Do | Come up with very bad subject lines for spam e-mail--lines that will guarantee instant deletion, sight unseen. | H |
| 424 | Osama Chanted Evening | Write poems about Osama bin Laden. | 3 |
| 369 | Punch Us | Complete any of the provided jokes. | H |
| 280 | EXPRESSING IT NICELY | Come up with colorful expressions for any of the six provided activities, to make them sound a little less tawdry. | H |
| 275 | THERE ONCE WAS CONTEST FROM NANTUCKET . . . | Write a limerick in which the first line is about someone who comes from some place in the Washington area. | W |
| 225 | WE RESPECTfully decline to publish any dumb entries by YOU. | Come up with signs for a T-shirt or a bumper sticker that hide the real message in tiny type. | H |
| 139 | EMPLOYMENT LINES | Come up with jobs that make even your crummy job seem good. | H |