| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1308 | Picture this -- or these | This week you have two choices: (1) Write a caption for one or more of these pictures, or (2) explain what is wrong with the picture. You might also combine two pictures into one -- or all four into one. | H |
| 1025 | In so many words | Create an original backronym for a name or other term, especially one that's been in the news lately. | H |
| 934 | Same difference | Explain how any two items in the provided list are similar or different. | 4 |
| 527 | Rite of First Defusal | Come up with witty or bizarre things to say to defuse the tension in awkward moments. | H |
| 510 | Universal Embarrassment | What would you like to see Miss Universe Pageant contestants asked live, on national TV? | 2 |
| 496 | The Style Invitational: The First Dreckade | Submit new entries to any of the old contests listed, and try to beat The Very Best of the Past 10 Years. | H |
| 480 | In No Uncertain Terminations | Come up with a way to stop any unwanted overture in its tracks. | H |
| 478 | Do You Mindset? | Anticipate items for the Mindset List for the freshman class of the year 2020. | H |
| 477 | A Load of Bulwer | Give us the beginning of incompetently written novel. | H |
| 390 | Canine Fashion | Write: 1. A caption for the provided image explaining what is happening; 2. An explanation of why the image is not photography but art; 3. A description of what additional items might be needed to make the image complete. Sex and potty jokes will be disqualified. | H |
| 382 | Pickup Schticks | Write inept pickup lines, by either sex, to either sex. | H H |
| 377 | Week MMDCXLIV | Provide a headline (and, if necessary, the first line of the text) for any article that will appear in The Washington Post on this day in the year 2050. | H |
| 376 | Apply Yourself | Supply bad openings to college application biographies. | H H |