1308 Picture this -- or these This week you have two choices: (1) Write a caption for one or more of these pictures, or (2) explain what is wrong with the picture. You might also combine two pictures into one -- or all four into one. H
1025 In so many words Create an original backronym for a name or other term, especially one that's been in the news lately. H
934 Same difference Explain how any two items in the provided list are similar or different. 4
527 Rite of First Defusal Come up with witty or bizarre things to say to defuse the tension in awkward moments. H
510 Universal Embarrassment What would you like to see Miss Universe Pageant contestants asked live, on national TV? 2
496 The Style Invitational: The First Dreckade Submit new entries to any of the old contests listed, and try to beat The Very Best of the Past 10 Years. H
480 In No Uncertain Terminations Come up with a way to stop any unwanted overture in its tracks. H
478 Do You Mindset? Anticipate items for the Mindset List for the freshman class of the year 2020. H
477 A Load of Bulwer Give us the beginning of incompetently written novel. H
390 Canine Fashion Write: 1. A caption for the provided image explaining what is happening; 2. An explanation of why the image is not photography but art; 3. A description of what additional items might be needed to make the image complete. Sex and potty jokes will be disqualified. H
382 Pickup Schticks Write inept pickup lines, by either sex, to either sex. H H
377 Week MMDCXLIV Provide a headline (and, if necessary, the first line of the text) for any article that will appear in The Washington Post on this day in the year 2050. H
376 Apply Yourself Supply bad openings to college application biographies. H H