| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 242 | SACRED COW PIES | Take cheap shots at sacred institutions only, places and things that are so noble and wholesome they are beyond reproach, from among the items provided. | 4 |
| 201 | THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE | Come up with a new element and its symbol, and provide a brief description of its chemical or physical properties. | H |
| 182 | CAN YOU STOP THIS? | Come up with a conversation stopper, a line likely to end all further discourse, perhaps even empty a room. | H |
| 121 | IT'S NO USE | Come up with useless products. | H |
| 110 | DO NOT INHALE THIS PAGE | Come up with absurd warning labels that might be found on common products. | H |
| 109 | SEND US YOUR MAIL PARTS | We're looking for funny examples of pidgin English that try to say one thing, but actually say something quite different. | W |