| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 794 | Ripped Off From the Headlines | Send us some Onion-type headlines. | H |
| 46 | WE WANT STUPID ENTRIES ONLY | Make up a sentence that, were it not for this contest, would never be uttered. | H |
| 14 | COLLECTIVE INSANITY | Modernize collective nouns (as in a "pride" of lions or an "exaltation" of larks), inventing snide new names for groups of things. | 2 |