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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR BRUCE NIEDT



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1423 Muddled heads: Headline anagrams Choose a headline (or part of a headline) in any print or online publication dated Feb. 11-22 and rearrange all its letters into an anagram. H
1417 Dead Letters, our obit poem contest Write a poem of no longer than eight lines (plus an optional title) about someone who died in 2020. H
1368 Picture This -- cartoon captions Supply a caption for one or more of the provided cartoons. H
1296 A, we're Adorbs: New-word poems Use one or more of these words new to M-W.com in a humorous poem of eight lines max. H
1265 Parody for the course Write a song relating to a class or course of instruction, or to school in general. H
1248 C'mon, fess up! Send us a brief "confession" -- there will be categories for true and just-kidding. H
1244 Primed for product reviews Send us a creative "review" for any of the provided items that are listed on Amazon. H
1213 Punku Write a haiku that incorporates a pun. 2
1212 The Tile Invitational IV  Give us a five-, six- or seven-letter word (or two words) by scrambling the letters of any of the provided sets and define it. H H
1192 Ask Backwards The 15 provided phrases above are the answers. You provide  the questions to as many as you’d like (up to 25 entries  total). H
1186 We're always happy to verse you  Write a humorous poem, of any form, about or “by” the anagram of anyone’s name. I
1178 A ______ of collective nouns Propose one or more funny new names for groups of things. H
1167 So what's to liken? Take any two items from the provided list and explain how they're similar or different, or connect them some other way. H
1162 An 8-year Re-Onion Write a fictional Onion-type headline. H
1158 What have we here? Tell us what one or more of these objects really are. 3
1098 Prime time for some Amazon reviews Send us a creative "review" for any of the provided items that are listed on Amazon. H
1090 Talk undirty to us Write a humorous poem in any form (no more than eight lines) that includes one or more of the provided words; the word must make sense in the poem in its TRUE meaning. H
1060 Picture this Write a caption, or captions, for one or more of the provided cartoons. 2
980 Def jam Supply a humorous definition for any of the provided Loser-penned neologisms. H
979 The madding crowd Suggest funny, original ways to tick people off. H