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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR BRIAN BARRETT



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
659 Tell Us a Fib Compose a six-line poem with the following number of syllables per line: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. It must be about a person or topic currently in the news, and two successive lines must rhyme. I
656 It's Post Time Breed any two from a list of 100 of the more than 400 3-year-old racehorses nominated for this year's Triple Crown races, and name their hypothetical foal. The foal's name cannot exceed 18 characters and spaces combined. H H H
643 The Post's Mortems Give us a rhyming poem about some notable who died in 2005. H
632 Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader (Inc.) Give us an original backronym for a company or product. A backronym is a fake etymology that often gets in a little dig at the subject. H
631 Picture This What's going on in any of these cartoons? H H
614 In-Stock Characters Pitch us an idea for a summer movie featuring two or more of the provided characters. H H
597 Eccchsibits Come up with some alternative museums and exhibits for the nation's capital. H
591 Dead Letters Write rhyming poems about notable personages who have died in the past year. H
504 Life Is Snort Write a schmaltzy last line of a "Life Is Short. H
497 Ask Backward You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? H
487 Eee! Rotica Come with a passage in a novel that ineptly describes hanky-panky. H
484 Manufracturing Take any product and explain how it would be different if it were designed by a different existing company. H H 2
481 Homonymphomania Create a new homonym of any existing word, and define. The new word must be spelled in such a way that is obviously pronounced identically to the original word. H
478 Do You Mindset? Anticipate items for the Mindset List for the freshman class of the year 2020. H H
477 A Load of Bulwer Give us the beginning of incompetently written novel. W H
465 Hyphen the Terrible Take the first half of any word or word combination in today's Post that is broken by a hyphen at the end of a line, and combine it with the second half of any other hyphenated word from the same story, and define the new word that is formed. H
464 Cursive Writing Come up with a new curse for this millennium. H