| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 789 | Doctrine in The House? | State a humorous, original "doctrine" for a person or other entity. | H |
| 648 | Caller IDiot | Name a product or company and supply a stupid question to ask the consumer hotline person. | 3 |
| 641 | Dreck of All Trades | Come up with a business that combines two or more disparate products or services, and tell us its name and/or something else funny about it. | H |
| 637 | Full Steam Ahead | Write a steamy passage of a novel that's ostensibly by some well-known person who isn't a novelist. | P |
| 632 | Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader (Inc.) | Give us an original backronym for a company or product. A backronym is a fake etymology that often gets in a little dig at the subject. | P |
| 619 | WordCount Us In | Write a poem of no more than four lines containing four or more consecutive words on the WordCount list. They must occur in the sentence in the order they appear on the list. | 2 |