| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 745 | Hurry Up and Slow Down! | Suggest particular ways that would slow life down, or ways that would speed it up. | H |
| 669 | Huddled Messes | Suggest some bad advice for new arrivals to this country (legal or illegal). | H |
| 668 | Cut From the Chase | Write an original John-Bunnell-style wrap-up to a crime story -- or one for a more minor transgression. | W |
| 178 | DEEP THROATS | Come up with Deep Thoughts, in the style of Jack Handey of "Saturday Night Live." A Deep Thought is a short, simple, seemingly inspirational observation that winds up being cynical, ironic, or just plain weird. | H |
| 109 | SEND US YOUR MAIL PARTS | We're looking for funny examples of pidgin English that try to say one thing, but actually say something quite different. | L |